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A Class Wanker 

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The biggest wanker out there, pure peanut, he goes fishing with his mates who don’t like him. His wife has a face pumped with Botox and he says “boys trip” on his Facebook posts
Willy: You remember peanut?

Peter: Who?

Willy: Peanut

Peter: Awwww isn’t he that bloke who had no mates in school and now hangs out with his “mates” from grammar 8 years younger than him?

Willy: Yeah that guy, wonder how he’s going now

Peter: Mate that guy is the biggest A Class Wanker

Peter: Hahah what a dropkick he was aye
A Class Wanker by Spuddy Bruv January 5, 2024
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A-class Wanker 

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Someone who's being more than just a wanker, someone who pushes beyond being a twat and finally reaches the highest grade. An A-class Wanker.
You see that? That's what we call an A-class wanker
A-class Wanker by ☆ProblematicHoe☆ November 30, 2019
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A-class Wanker • A Class • A* class • "A" class syndrome • A-class Warrior • teach a class • The A-Class • to cut a class • A good class • Class A
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