When a woman's titty hardens milk in the nipple duct from not expressing them properly it creates a hard natural plug that becomes a strong pressure just waiting for the next creep that goes immediately on your nipple without any prior interaction or touching. The built up pressure shoots the plug right at the hangy-ball. (uvula)
Its the evolved female human bodies natural defense mechanism ...
A Booby-Trap.
That creepo I took home with me last night totally got a booby-trap last night!! Haha! He threw up all over his cock and went running out crying with his balls clacking between his legs lol wow such a virgin.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)