A$pIRE 

A$pIRE is the one thing the world has been looking for. He is versatile beyond compare. When you listen to his voice you will began to ascend, feeling lucent. They say that when you die, A$pIRE is what you see in the light. He makes so much bread it’s almost sickening, and the world has never seen anyone with a better dress sense. He has the most talent the world has ever seen and he will go further than all the losers who hate him. He is also hella sexy and I would let him hit any day.

That’s the coolest MF ever. IT must be A$pIRE!”

A$pIRE by anonymous July 17, 2024

Aspire 

Aspire: To have a great ambition or ultimate goal; desire strongl

This place should be called ASPIRE; I thought I had good ambition, however after working out at Aspire, I now have great ambition!

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Aspire by winnipegdude November 19, 2013

Aspire Middle School 

A performing arts middle school in the North Thurston School district in Lacey, WA. Home of Mr. Garrett's Happy Tests, Challenge(d) Academy, and the feared Evil Dragon Lady as well as the Traber. Also known as Assfire. the stereotypical student here is a gay prep who plays 12 instruments and would be beat up the moment they went to a regular, non-magnet school, but the students are usually just regular kids who happen to be interested in Theatre, Music and Dance. theres a lot of assholes ,douchbags and aspiring actresses here too, though

Stereotypical:
Nisqually Student: Whoa, that kid is carrying like 3 cases, has a rolling backpack and is READING!must be from Aspire Middle School! let's go jump him before he starts making out with us!
Chinook Student: YEAH!
almost:
Aspire Student 1: wow look at that dumb nisqually kid. he has no talent. its sad, isnt it?
Student 2: i agree. lets help him the Aspire Middle School way and write a sonata, shall we?

Real Dealio:
Aspire Student 1: OMG did u watch SNL lastnight? ITS MY DICK IN A BOX!

Student 2: Sorry i couldnt. i was at baseball practice. ill watch it tonight tho.
1: coolio. (randomly burst into song)

Aspire Middle School by pigfarts_student December 17, 2010

Ford Aspire 

Korean economy car sold by Ford in the U.S. in the mid 90's.
Low-powered, yet very economical and sturdy for a Kia.

That Ford Aspire kinda looks like a Honda Civic, except it got hit with an ugly stick.

Ford Aspire by Rayon the Robot May 10, 2006

Acer Aspire V3-572G 

The laptop I am using to write this definition right now.

I'm still rocking the 7-year-old piece of shit Acer Aspire V3-572G.

Acer Aspire V3-572G by HamoodHabibi2.0 November 13, 2021

Aspire  

To perspire around the area of the anus. Usually occurs between cheeks in temperate conditions or during excercise. More likely to occur in fat people.

Leads to loss of body fluids, resulting in the need for rehydration.

Has been known to leave an arse-shaped residue on plastic chairs, which may lead to public humiliation, social disintegration and polarisation. Be warned.

Alternative spelling; asspire

"Jesus bhoy, I've got some sweaty arse crack....You mean you're aspiring?....What? No, fuck off you cunt, I've just got a sweaty arse!....Do you aspire a lot? I bet you do, you fat lump of shit"

Aspire by Willystroker May 2, 2007

Aspire mi mono 

1. phrase; Spanish for "Suck my monkey"

1. Aspire mi mono, puta.

Aspire mi mono by Monkeysquat March 14, 2005