Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.
I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.
by The Jerky Guy October 7, 2008
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When 2 (or more) people are being jerks and get some beef between them in the process
"When Mr. Pinkowski heard that Roger got the last piece of pie they built up some mad beef jerky"
by DaBasketnabber2000 May 5, 2015
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A replacement for masturbate/jerking in case you have someone around who might overhear.
"What are you doing?"
"Beef Jerky in my room."
by DreamHack January 31, 2009
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A person who works out all the time and can't form a complete sentence; nothing in the brain.
The Beef-Jerkie us the one you see in the gym or on the streets that can't form a complete sentence. "Hey! Look at that Beef-Jerkie on the roids walking down the street"
by FitnessTBay October 23, 2012
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A beef jerky.

A beef jerky is the act of giving or receiving a handjob using ground beef as a lubricant. Usual one would use saliva or some sort of lube for a handjob; a beef jerky requires uncooked ground beef.

Why do you ask? Say your camping, forgot to bring lube and both you and your partner have the pasties. Look no further then a pack or room temperature ground beef.

You can also use other ground meats.

If your partner vigorously jerks fast enough this will create enough heat to have a meal after sex.
I don’t feel like having sex tonight babe, how about a beef jerky?
by Chokiecat March 8, 2019
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