Walter is a person who thinks he is better than everyone else despite being much worse. His goal in life is to find the mistakes in others and always point them out when he is wrong. Constantly makes weird comments and dick jokes unless he is around women. Then he is very nice.
by I faltered and Voted Walter April 18, 2022
a subtle name for a penis, for situations when "johnson" is a little too obvious.
Especially useful in mixed company
Especially useful in mixed company
"Have you seen Johnson's Walter? Impressive, to say the least."
"If you don't hit it past the ladies' tees it's Walter-out until your next shot."
"If you don't hit it past the ladies' tees it's Walter-out until your next shot."
by ratinacage May 7, 2009
A fat hairy old man who enjoys gay porn, and shoving sharp objects in his pee hole. Could also refer to toilet paper.
"Look at that Walter jacking off in the movie theater"
"Hey, i need some more Walters to wipe my ass!"
"Hey, i need some more Walters to wipe my ass!"
by Waltersfan April 17, 2009
Any act emulating the actions of Walter White; ie walking around in your underwear, making a number on your eggs out of bacon, or being a mastermind out of nowhere. (hopefully minus the actions of killing people and selling meth.)
Other versions: walter
Other versions: walter
Dude 1: I'm just waltering around the house today.
Dude 2: Yeah I got class today so I can't walter till I get home.
Dude 2: Yeah I got class today so I can't walter till I get home.
by Fun Sized 18 October 5, 2013
1.) The act of being anti-social and reporting everyone to the school.
2.) The act of writing down everyone that bullied you on a notebook.
2.) The act of writing down everyone that bullied you on a notebook.
by BobJim March 19, 2014
by Og/ flippin ledgend April 14, 2019
Walter is typically a white old man or a middle aged black man, but sometimes is a goth half Asian dj who is really sexy
by stormblade0 May 3, 2009