President Rushmore was the first (and only) president to have four heads. He was also the most ruthless president to ever live. He had an entire army of beavers that terrorized anyone that disagreed with him. Luckily, one day Albus Dumbledore (order of merlin, first class) placed a spell on him that turned him into a mountain that is located in South Dakota. After President Rushmore's downfall, all of his beavers fled up north and that is why there are so many beavers in Canada.
"Man, I really hope that spell on President Rushmore never wears off!"
by definition_master123 July 22, 2016
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When four men stand shoulder to shoulder, hold a woman so she is horizontal and facing them, and they all proceed to fuck her. One man gets head, one man titty fucks her, one man goes in the front, and the final man arches his penis into her ass. Two important rules of the Mount Rushmore are to hold her like a praying mantis so she is at cock level and the second is to portray a serious look on all of your faces.
My buddy Skeeter and I were just finishing porkin' Charlotte, Eiffel Tower style, in a port-o-john, when our friends Leeroy and Lucifer, feeling left out, knocked on the door and demanded some pussy. Feeling compassionate we exited the port-o-john, skulked behind some bushes, and proceeded to give Charlotte a Mount Rushmore. Damn, what a whore...
by Kittyburner506 June 19, 2010
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One person plants their bare ass on another person's face. The nose usually inserts the anus and a simultaneous fart ensues.
A bitter taste was left with Brad after Seth gave him a Mount Rushmore.
by Micah April 23, 2005
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After getting blown by four women kneeling directly in front of you, you goop across their faces. The result: four grumpy faces, all stuck together.

Bonus points for actually "Rushmoring" the four living ex-presidents.
Because Ginger was not with the band anymore, I was only able to give the Spice Girls a Mount Rushmore.
by Skittles September 14, 2004
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When you dress up four women like the four presidents featured on Mt. Rushmore; George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Teddy Roosevelt, and Abraham Lincoln. You have them stand motionless in a row, whilst you floss their vaginas (with dental floss). Simultaneously, someone else, dressed as an Asian tourist, takes photos.
I'm about to Mt. Rushmore the shit outta these chicks.
by Patriotic Flosser July 23, 2010
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Four girls on their knees in front of a guy who is ejaculating.
Man, I Mount Rushmored my neighbors last night!
by nglshmn1023 February 25, 2012
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An advanced sexual practice where the female is on here period. You start by putting the female on her head(vagina facing up) and proceed to have intercourse for at least an hour. All the blood will build up and sink to the bottom of her vaginal cavity. You then tell her to contract her vaginal cavity causing the blood to ooze out. Then you have just preformed The Mt Red Rushmore
“Hey babe, it’s that time of the month, wanna do The Mt Red Rushmore?”
by Mykull the pickle pykull October 27, 2020
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