cheer-up-quickie

A short-term positive action to make you momentarily happy whilst adverting your long-term mental or emotional anguish.

i.e. She ate Ice Cream as a cheer-up-quickie

by J P Lyons June 2, 2006

fire drill quickie

During a fire drill in a school or other such public building, you and your significant other hide in a closet or somewhere small and deserted, then when the building is clear you proceed to have sexual intercourse, finishing as everyone comes back into the building and joining the rest of the crowd. If done correctly nobody will ever find out about your actions.

Matt: Dude where were you during that fire drill today?
Jeremy: My girlfriend and I did a fire drill quickie. We fucked in the bathroom while everyone was outside. It was epic.

by eg3311 December 29, 2011

Quicky smut blanket

A blanket left behind after a wild night of pin the tail on the meat flute. Remnants of the spitting skin snake. A musty old throw blanket with left overs from King Donger and the knights of the Brown Stable.

I laid under Fred's red blanket the other day and it had a peculiar smell.

You mean the red one with the blue square pattern?

Yes, why?

Oh man, that is his quicky smut blanket. It hasn't been washed since Brenda was here a month ago.

by The Burt of Punta Dilla Shorts December 27, 2006

master quicky bate

When you need to release e your sexual urges but no willing sex partner masterbate and ejaculate the quickest possible before you get late for work

Tommy the peeping Tom did master quicky bates before he is caught peeping at Grandma's window

by Jemburat November 3, 2017

Icky-sticky-quickie

When an unwashed smelly couple, on a hot summer night, have a three minute quickie on top of filthy sheets.

Hole shit, I exclaimed after coming inside my girlfriend.That was the rankest Icky-sticky-quickie we've ever had.

by DW007 September 16, 2012

master quicky bate

Needs to cum but no partner so masterbate the quickest possible because you're running late for work

Tommy the peeping tom did master quicky bates before he get caught peeping at Grandma's room window

by Jemburat November 3, 2017

FAT ASS QUICKIE

A Fat-Ass Quickie is when you eat so fast no one has a chance to ask you for some.

I was so hungry I decided to have a Fat Ass Quickie before people starting asking me for some so I wouldnt have to share NADA!!!

by 3riple OG & BiiG Homie April 12, 2011