by rob June 4, 2003
Security System: In order to pass, you must answer this question. What is the least attractive male name?
Guy: Keith.
Guy: Keith.
by purplecrayonmasterballs September 23, 2011
Keith is a name that means, “from the big forest” although it is often translated as “from the large wood,” which is most likely suggesting African decent, however Keiths appear to be white, thus must be of a race similar to that of an inside out oreo. Because of their decent Keiths typically have large penises and a good sense of swag, but they cannot always jump as high as a fully black person. Most are tall and good-looking, often having the same last name as a democratic comedian featured on comedy central.
by $waggerDangle November 28, 2011
A sweet guy that likes to play games and cuddle with you. He has beautiful eyes (usually brown) and has luscious brown, soft hair. If you have a Keith in your life, he is a keeper. He is usually an optimistic person, yet sometimes doubtful. He is mostly short and always wears a nice smile. He doesn’t have straight teeth and has a bunch of freckles. He doesn’t usually have many friends but everyone knows his name. Keep Keith in your life if you are his friend.
by Lazza Bazzar October 20, 2018
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Matt got Keith Keithed, and then he got Keithed himself. Maybe he should have actually done his job!!
by Pamela B April 18, 2019
A verb
To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.
Person 1:
Hey man, what you doing today?
Person 2:
Not much, I’m just Keithing around.
To live a rockstar lifestyle of sex, low carbs and music, as a retiree on a small, expensive island.
Person 1:
Hey man, what you doing today?
Person 2:
Not much, I’m just Keithing around.
Person 1:
When I retire, I just want to Keith around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.
When I retire, I just want to Keith around. Chase young skirt, play my guitar and live the good life.
by Bermuder April 2, 2023