9th of February 

9th of February is national car fucking day. It is also Chocolate day. Guess what? It is also national pizza day.

Dude 1: Hey guys Imma go finish off my chocolate from this morning
Dude 2: Imma go fuck someone in my car
Dude 3: Imma go finish off my pizza from lunch
Dude 4: Imma Go fuck someone in the car while eating pizza and chocolate
Dudes 1,2 and 3: well this man is clearly taking advantage of the 9th of February

The 9th of February means a lot to a lot of people

9th of February by Hyperplay3r December 18, 2019

9th of February 

February 9 is thank day. A day where you thank someone.

person1: its the 9th of February
person2:what?
person1: its thank day.
person2: thanks for telling me.

9th of February by donotlivelaughlove February 8, 2023

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004