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9th of February 

9th of February is national car fucking day. It is also Chocolate day. Guess what? It is also national pizza day.
Dude 1: Hey guys Imma go finish off my chocolate from this morning
Dude 2: Imma go fuck someone in my car
Dude 3: Imma go finish off my pizza from lunch
Dude 4: Imma Go fuck someone in the car while eating pizza and chocolate
Dudes 1,2 and 3: well this man is clearly taking advantage of the 9th of February

The 9th of February means a lot to a lot of people
9th of February by Hyperplay3r December 18, 2019
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9th of February 

February 9 is thank day. A day where you thank someone.
person1: its the 9th of February
person2:what?
person1: its thank day.
person2: thanks for telling me.
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