Guy 1: Is my wife home from here business trip yet? I'm planning on bringin' some chicks over for a party.
Guy 2: I'm 99% sure she isn't.
Wife: I've been here all fucking day you asshole.
Guy 2: I'm 99% sure she isn't.
Wife: I've been here all fucking day you asshole.
by Jay Danger April 24, 2008

