8-Bit Theater

I like swords and go to www.nuklearpower.com
Red Mage:Fighter its time for the Ol' Alley Oop.
Fighter:The Ally what?
Theif:Sword Stabby Bad Man.
Fighter:YAR!
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One of the best Web Comics around, comprised of the follwing characters, the rouge elven Theif. Who conned everyone into him becoming Team Leader. The stab happy Black MAge, who wants to kill the team and possibly get it on with White Mage. The idiotic Sword loving dolt Fighter, who stupidly enough, is the reason this comic exsists. The Dice User (See: D&D Reject ) Red Mage, who tries to do everything in Dungeons and Dragons terms. The fighting Black Belt, who is most easily the character who stands out the most. because he came he from another time, (See:Time Travel) and the snae White Mage, who's Hammer and Healing spells are half the reason the bumbling idiots haven't DIED yet.
1:Theif:Let's just say the King's in no position to do that. *Holding Theiferia Contract*
2:Black Mage:You fool! I can only cast Hadoken once a DAY! I got nothing left!
3:Fighter: I like swords.
4:Red Mage: If I can just roll my 20 Sided Dice.....
5:Black Belt:What was I supposed to do? NOT Break them?
6:White Mage:They were for a new Orphanage!
by [Mon] February 16, 2005
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A genious work made by a genious comic writer.
"8-Bit Theater RoXoRs your SoXoRs!"
by Deadlyhomsar October 04, 2003
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A comic that's pretty damn shizzy when it dooesn't involve Thief tricking Black Mage. I hate Thief.
Black Mage is the best freaking character in 8-bit theater, no question.
by Some Guy November 16, 2003
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Easily one of the funniest sprite comics on the internet! Based loosely off of the storyline of Final Fantasy I, and created by a genius known as Brian Clevinger.
Mr. X: Dude, did you know that the new 8_bit Theater comic was hilarious??

Mr. Y: Hell yeah, aren't all of them?
by Lieutenant Tarpit July 11, 2004
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Once a great online web comic that was perhaps one of the best available during its peak, this comic has since seen a steady decline in quality. Common theories for this include the author failing to come up with a replacement comic that anyone gives a rats ass about anymore.

In a failed attempt at an April Fools' Day joke, the author made a "joke" comic with the words "The End" as the last panel. The result was that fans wrote in thanking him for his time and devotion to the comic and for providing them with closure as lame as it was. He has since deluded himself into thinking that the fans were pulling a prank back on him when in fact they were serious about being glad the comic was finally over.
Brian Clevinger is jumping the shark with 8-bit theater these days.
by ngerber999 October 26, 2009
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a "sprite comic" based around the final fantasy 1 storyline.
"Your GP or your HP!"
by Aquila-chan December 24, 2003
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