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7th Inning Stretch 

Guy buys a huge log of bologna, cuts a hole in it, then puts it in the microwave for 90 seconds. Then he sexes the hell out of the bologna. Next a girl gives the guy a blowjob while he squirts ketchup and mustard on his shaft. Finally the guy sprinkles crackerjacks all over her and finishes it with a beerhead.
Hey man where have you been, the game is almost over. I was enjoying a 7th Inning stretch with your fat boobied mom.
7th Inning Stretch by Elegance January 31, 2010
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7th Inning Stretch 

A part of the bases system- it requires a male and female either naked or partially naked sexually wrestling each other. The winner is the more dominant of the two.
"Dude! I got to the 7th inning stretch with Lizzy! I almost ejaculated!"

7th Inning Stretch 

Between the top half and bottom half of the drinking game called “baseball” teams typically gather together during the 7th inning stretch where the opposing teams “hit the slopes” or inhale “performance enhancing stimulants “ to get themselves ready for the remainder of the ballgame.
Hey guys I can’t wait for the 7th inning stretch already and it’s only the bottom of the first inning!

7th inning stretch 

She:Are we done?
He: No, it’s just the 7th inning stretch
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022