700 club 

members of the 700 club are people who have taken 700 mg of benadryl, which results in a crazy as hell trip that can last anywhere from eight hours to a few days. tripping on benadryl makes you see delusions, not hallucinations- the difference, for anyone who may not know, is that while you know a hallucination isn't real; when you're delusional, you believe that everything you're seeing is completely and fully real. once you come down from your trip, however long that may take, you probably won't remember a thing.

we got that nigga john to join the 700 club last weekend! damn, he was trippin balls.

700 club by umyeahdoood March 9, 2011

700 Club 

Getting a blowjob in a church

Father Michael inducted me into the 700 Club last Sunday

700 Club by Father Michael May 21, 2018

700 Club 

Extreme Christian conservative program that pretends to be "news" but which filters everything through a redneck, bigoted viewpoint. Hosted by Pat Robertson, the anti-Christ, who spends most of his time threatening hellfire and asking for more money.

Watching the 700 Club gave me simultaneous intense nausea and explosive diarrhea.

700 Club by Abudoobie January 9, 2006

the 700 club 

A christian show that claims to heal people. They have parts in the show where the old guy will say somebody's injury will heal. Then years later, on a later episode, somebody calls and says that when he said that prediction, their injury had healed right away. What lies they hold. They start preaching about their "God" and how good he is.

The old fucks on the 700 Club make me wanna call them up on live television and shout out something evil so every, mindless zombie watching the show can hear it.

the 700 club by Wasabimoto April 19, 2007