The person that was born on this day is one of the baddest bitches you will ever meet. They’re supportive, but don’t take disrespect. They own their shit and stick up for their friends. The have a tough shell but are very sensitive. Keep them close because you could probably lose this person if you don’t treat them well. Also, they have a very uncommon birthday.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).