5th of April

If you're born on this day chances are you have the goofiest personality , face of an angel and a smile that makes people melt your energy is unmatched if someone loses you it will be impossible to get your vibe somewhere else. #Legends are born in April.

Females born on this day are perfection and can never be replaced if you have her keep her she a freak too

Males born on the day have big dick energy > you'd be lucky to have him on your side as a friend or partner

Boy 1 : Damn she/he fine I can tell he/she born on the 5th of April

Boy 2 : Then I plead the Fif

5th of April by Black Madonna October 19, 2019

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5th of April

5th of April is also known as the grand day called " Day of Idiots". This day is to show the presence of all the idiots mostly with the names "Calum/Calum". If you were born on this name you have the iq of a fucking dead phone. No offence but if I saw a bus coming your way Id record it and put it on loop whilst your just laying there. If you are a Calum/Callum and born on this day just know you're not worthy.

eg1. I knew he's a Calum/Callum just look at his results
eg2. I heard he was born on April 5th and is a Calum, mum said we have permission to beat him up
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5th of April

5th of April by CalumsABigDickHead April 5, 2021

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5th of april

Aarushi appreciation day

Hey it's 5th of april, why are you so cute?

5th of april by Hahahuehue April 4, 2024

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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