An alternative for 4life, used by people who want to seem like hipsters, because 4life is so old and clichéd. Typically, they aren't actually hipsters.
Facebook Poster: omggg #yolo #swag5life
Commenter #1: Wow, way to try to be unique while still being a pretentious follower. You're going places in life.
Poster: wow h8rs gonna h8 my lyfe is the b3st lol omg such a sm4rt sentnce #yoloswag
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!