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Broj na kome se prijavljuju narko dileri, prostituke, satanisti itd.

*Zoveš 555-333*

-E ovde neki dileri droge
*Izlaze tvoji sinovi i tvoja braća, porodica Tešanović izlazi*
Šta je bilo?! *bam bam bam* Nalupaju ih, strbaju, nema sad ono sudski procesi 5 godina, dođi ovamo bato odma izlaziš pred sudiju..
Ko je najstariji u porodici Tešanović - Teša Tešanović je najstariji...
Odma izlaziš pred sudiju..

Šta je bilo?! -Prodavao drogu. -Prodavao drogu?! -Bato jel znaš ti koja je kazna za prodaju droge?!
Optuzeni: Pa nja vnj
Smrtna kazna...kraj priče. Imaš nešto da kažeš u odbranu? 'Ćeš da dovedeš advokata? Evo nek dođe advokat nek te brani. Da vidimo šta imaš da kažeš advokatu...
Advokat: Pa znaš on je bio neuračunljiv... -Bio neuračunljiv?! Pa što je dopustio sebi da bude neuračunljiv?! Ko je za to kriv?! Jel sam ja kriv?! -Pa žena ga isikirala, znaš...

-Pffff nemoj da pričaš gluposti da te izbacim iz sudnice bre! E sad advokat može da priča gluposti! Alo bre pazi kako se ponašaš bre! 'Ćeš i tebe da ćemo da sankcionišemo, to što si advokat ne znači da imaš imunitet bre! Imaš nešto da kažeš u odbranu?! Nemaš?! Briši! Ideš pod mač bato, pod mač! Vodite ga ono tamo *bam* nećemo da trošimo metak na njega, imate vi druge metode, imate u Bibliji kamenovanje. Dovedete petoricu-desetoricu jakih...kamen *bam bam bam* iz ruku. Kraj priče, da vidimo ko će na Dorćolu da dila drogu! *pljas pljas pljas* ovako! Zaviršite promisao!

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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