555-333 

Broj na kome se prijavljuju narko dileri, prostituke, satanisti itd.

*Zoveš 555-333*

-E ovde neki dileri droge
*Izlaze tvoji sinovi i tvoja braća, porodica Tešanović izlazi*
Šta je bilo?! *bam bam bam* Nalupaju ih, strbaju, nema sad ono sudski procesi 5 godina, dođi ovamo bato odma izlaziš pred sudiju..
Ko je najstariji u porodici Tešanović - Teša Tešanović je najstariji...
Odma izlaziš pred sudiju..

Šta je bilo?! -Prodavao drogu. -Prodavao drogu?! -Bato jel znaš ti koja je kazna za prodaju droge?!
Optuzeni: Pa nja vnj
Smrtna kazna...kraj priče. Imaš nešto da kažeš u odbranu? 'Ćeš da dovedeš advokata? Evo nek dođe advokat nek te brani. Da vidimo šta imaš da kažeš advokatu...
Advokat: Pa znaš on je bio neuračunljiv... -Bio neuračunljiv?! Pa što je dopustio sebi da bude neuračunljiv?! Ko je za to kriv?! Jel sam ja kriv?! -Pa žena ga isikirala, znaš...

-Pffff nemoj da pričaš gluposti da te izbacim iz sudnice bre! E sad advokat može da priča gluposti! Alo bre pazi kako se ponašaš bre! 'Ćeš i tebe da ćemo da sankcionišemo, to što si advokat ne znači da imaš imunitet bre! Imaš nešto da kažeš u odbranu?! Nemaš?! Briši! Ideš pod mač bato, pod mač! Vodite ga ono tamo *bam* nećemo da trošimo metak na njega, imate vi druge metode, imate u Bibliji kamenovanje. Dovedete petoricu-desetoricu jakih...kamen *bam bam bam* iz ruku. Kraj priče, da vidimo ko će na Dorćolu da dila drogu! *pljas pljas pljas* ovako! Zaviršite promisao!

555-333 by babaroga April 2, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008