5 o'clock shad-ow!

stubble puss like a wire brush on the unsuspecting peen

I warned him I was getting a wax tomorrow and had a little stubble puss but he was balls-deep before he figured out I was really rocking a 5 o'clock shad-ow! He got me back a week later when he turned a lovely 69 into an angry dragon.

by Brangelina's Bastard March 6, 2019

5 o'clock shadow

Short beard stubble on a man's face that has grown since the morning shave, usually experienced towards the end of the day.

Can be used to describe a man who looks scruffy, overworked/tired, hung-over or rugged.

"Rough night last night? Got that 5 o'clock shadow."

by StephenCarr October 19, 2005

5 o'clock shadow

the facial hair that comes late in the day when a man has shaved earlier

Naturally he had a 5 o'clock shadow again.

by The Return of Light Joker April 16, 2008

5 o'clock shadow

When you purposely walk in on your brother jerking off while your jerking off.

"I had that Paris Hilton video going in my room while I was cranking one out, when my older brother bill-dog walked in on me while he was beating off and laughing like a maniac! Bill-dog hit me with the worst 5 o'clock shadow! I was so embarrassed!"

by normal dude September 12, 2009

5 o'clock shadow

An abundance of pubic hairs that have collected on the rim or bowl of a toilet or urinal.

Yo! Someone needs to shave the pisser man, its got a nasty 5 o'clock shadow.

by nate_j_y December 6, 2005

5 o'clock cheesy shadow

When one develops an orange stain around the lower face after a day of sitting on the couch and eating Cheetos.

The mark of a true couch potato.

Girl 1: I come home from work every day and my orange-faced boyfriend is just sitting there with the remote.

Girl 2: Uh oh, its a 5 o'clock cheesy shadow.

by TheMusicNote18 March 25, 2011

5 o'cock Shadow

When a male doesn't wish to look baby smooth on his undercarriage so he leaves a very short defining stubble. Such as 5 o'clock shadow, but for his Zamboni.

Friend: Hey man don't you have that date tonight?
You: Yeah i do!
Friend: Better shave up in case she wishes to examine your crime scene...don't go overboard though.
You:No worries i already have the 5 o'cock shadow going.
Friend: Bro?
You: Bro!

by Mr. The Saint March 9, 2012