4th of July 

1939: In the German Reich, discrimination against Jews continues with the creation of the "Reichsvereinigung der Juden in Deutschland".

German Teacher: "What was the most important datein 1939?"
Kevin: "The 4th of July of course!"

4th of July by honkadorer69 July 4, 2022

4th of july 

A day where people express their American patriotism by shooting off explosives that they bought from illegal immigrants

eddie-hey I just picked up some fireworks for the 4th of july
Tom- cool what kind are they?
eddie-not sure...the only thing that the guy I bought them from could say was "English no"

4th of july by Timmy Heacock July 4, 2008

4th of july 

Noun: The 4th day of the seventh month of our calender. Celebrated as the day America declared independance from the King. The 4th of july is also celebrated in England, they call it "Fuck-off-Puritan-Day"

1. Happy Fourth of July!

2. 'Ello then, it's Fuck-off-Puritan-Day today isnt it old chap?

4th of july by Pepsi X-treme July 14, 2005

4th of july 

is a day when everyone gets drunk and watch tv

i hate 4th of july as my shitty neighbors shout dam ass loud

4th of july by lololololololololololol1234 October 6, 2019

4th of July 

A time to celebrate the country's independence by blowing a peice of it up.

Dude, I got some sweet illegal fireworks for the 4th of July

4th of July by Sha nae nae girrrl July 18, 2005

4th of July 

The day dedicated to blowing shit up and getting away with it.

Man-"Hey, Dude, I drove up to New Hampshire to get some fireworks since they're still illegal in Massachusetts!"
Dude-"Fuck yeah, Man! Let's go blow shit up!"
Man and Dude-"Happy 4th of July, biznitch!

4th of July by 5e-784-0jopdfyt09345h April 26, 2009

4th of July 

That one national holiday based on the Will Smith movie.

Today is the 4th of July!!

4th of July by What_A_Dayyyy July 17, 2018