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4chan is hell. The congregation of all assholes, pedophiles, creeps, hackers, and others on the internet. Memes spout from it, and spread quickly. 4chan is like a gigantic titan that should be either killed or locked away in Oblivion.
"LOLOLOLOLOLOL HAXXORZ N00Bz LAWLZ." <typical 4channer.
"dud did u c tht n00 picceh on 4chan lawlz" <even more typical 4channer
Me: "I hate you all."
by tigerdude37 March 01, 2008
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The most fucked up,pedophile-infested website on the internet. It is an english-translated pornography imageboard with the japanese form 2chan. its best,more like worst, image board is called /b/, where it mostly contains of child pornography, sexual jokes that aren't even funny, and memes that lose their popularity 5 minutes after it is created. In fact, this website is SO fucked up, that, for example, on subeta, a gaia/deviantart/neopets website, has been hacked by stpid fucking anonymous, a fucking pedophile and moot, some stupid fucking anthro hello kitty ripoff. just because subeta took the longcat (meme on 4chan) meme, so 4chan got all mad and hacked into subeta's creator, keith's paypal and bought 3 playstation 3's and the first season of the fresh prince of bel-air with his money. 4chan also hackec gaia people who used subeta by hacking into a gazillion accounts and posting pictures of dead cats.

4chan fucking sucks.
4chan whore:lulz moar pedobear is gonna get you

anti4chan whore: fuck you get a life you fucking pedophile
by 4chanBlowsSeriousDick June 14, 2008
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A place where all the faggots and autists of the internet live and try hard to look cool by trolling.
Fag 1: lol im on 4chan calling ppl newfags cuz im cool
Guy: Kill yourself you abomination.
by flutt September 18, 2013
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4Chan is, as many would say, the asshole of the internet.

Aside from this, 4Chan is also where every meme ever came from. Many of the things on 4Chan are horrible things (such as goatse). The very few gems that are actually funny make their way to other places on the internet.

This site is home to many Trolls, who use things like goatse and /That Series/ ("Of Warlords and Pleasures"), and other things that cannot be unseen to terrorize other sites through obscene spam. Most of these things are on /b/, which is basically the armory for Trolls. I recommend that, if you feel the urge to visit 4Chan, you leave any religious beliefs, morals and etcetera behind. Also, please make sure there is nothing nearby for you to kill yourself with, becaue you /will/ lose all hope.

Much like the Fight Club, you do not talk about 4Chan. Not ever.
Guy1: What's 4Chan?

Guy2: The asshole of the 'net.

Guy1: What?

Guy2: You really don't want to know, trust me.

Guy1: Yes, I do.

Guy2: Okay then... *brings up 4Chan on laptop*

Guy1: OhmyfuckingGodkillit! No, wait, kill me! There is no hope!
by Al Golston November 19, 2011
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A shitty site for closet homosexuals with no social life with nothing else than anime, gay porn, spam, retarded threads like "rate my (micro)cock", "need advice about <whatever>", "I hate jews and <whatever>".
Whoever wrote the first definition must have been on crack.
4chan sucks like hell but at least it keeps asshole trolls busy.
by Phoenix777 August 01, 2008
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The birth place and the death bed of the internet. It where things are created and where things are destroyed. It is all powerful and knowing and for one to survive in its culture, they must leave behind all previous thoughts of normality. What's happens in 4chan, stays in 4chan, until posted anonymously elsewhere.
by Roflknife34 December 27, 2012
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a piece of garbage, also a piece of trash. Frequented by idiots. Maintained by fags. It's members feel they have figured out the meaning of life, claiming they are humanity in it's purest form, (see bullfuck ) when a two year old on crack has a better philosophy on the human condition. They use these stupid meme things, that make no sense whatsoever and anyone with a half a string (see string theory ) of an electron of an atom of a braincell in their head, wouldn't find them funny in the least and laughing at them is usually done to improve ones own rep. On the site itself, questionable material is posted anonymously (corpses, kiddy porn, homocides) and the folks over at 4chan join together in a hearty laugh, because they're so ruthless and uncaring (yeah sure). They are all about as assimilated as a scientologist mudkip being bel-air'd in the fort-harrison hotel, hooked up to over 9000! e-meters. That is 4chan in it's purest form.

F. A. Got: Say John, did you check out 4chan yet?
John: No, why would I go there? That's where ALL the fags are.
F. A. Got: Listen just divide by zero and longcat is lon...
John: *shoots Mr. Got*
F. A. Got: Yoooo killed mi!
John: One down, a legion to go.

by Iron Chancellor February 29, 2008
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