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Britney was the hottest girl in school, and my new lab partner. She dropped her pencil underneath a desk, and asked me to help her. All of a sudden, she pulled me in and asks me if I’m enjoying this. She then says come over

at night so we can study. I really want to have sex with her
It’s now 6:00 and I tell my mom I’m sleeping at a friends house tonight, and just in case she wanted to have sex, I brought a condom. I ring her doorbell, and she opens the door in pijamas. Holy shit her body looked even better in tight baggy clothing. Come in, nobody else is home, she said. I was getting so hard. She grabs my hand and brings me upstairs. We are sitting in her room, talking about the experiment, when she notices my boner. She smirks “this is boring. I think we can make this more fun.” She grabs the buldge on my pants and begins to play with it. I was about to cum already. She then slips her hand under my shorts and begins playing with my dick. After a good minute, I bust all over her hand. She giggles, takes her hand out, and licks all the cum off of it. She takes off my pants and underwear to reveal my 10 inch cock, throbbing with joy. “Y know, I’ve been so horny recently, and I hope you can help me with that. It felt big, but I didn’t know it was this big.” She then goes on my dock with her mouth. I groan in pleasure. Her long tounge grases the tip and then she deep throat’s the whole thing. I slip my hands under her shirt to feel no bra and just her breasts.
478737879. She takes off her shirt and allows me to feel even more. I groan even more, and put my hand on her head, pushing, forcing my duck into her throat. I cum and she swallows all of it. She unbuttons my shirt as I take off her pants. She then gets down on the bed, I reach for the condom and she stops me, saying “forget it, I’m on the pill. I grin with excitement, and grase her pussy with my tip. She lets out a loud moan, and I put about 2 inches of my dock into jer pussy. She lets out quiet, soft moans in pleasure as I slowly slide in and out of her. “More. I obey, but I only put a couple inches in and move a little faster.
“More She struggles to let it out, but I understand, I put a bit more in and go a bit faster. She’s moaning much louder now, MORE I slide all my 10 inches into her and she screams with pleasure. Faster. I obey, and she gets louder FASTER I listen again, and I get even more horny FASTER I become so horny that I snap back. “If you want faster, you have to beg.”FASTER DADDY. HARDER. PUT IT IN ME PLEASE GO AS FAST AS YOU CAN DADDY IM ALL YOURS.”
“Good girl” I respond as I go as fast and hard as I can
FUCK YES NATE OH MY GOD YOU FEEL SO GOOD I WANNA SIT HERE FOREVER
“That’s my dirtly little cum slut” I say. “You belong to me, you dirty whore”
FUCK YES IM ALL YOURS, OH OH OH AHHHHHHHHH
I bust a load inside of her and fall back on the bed..
478737879 by Bigdickjeremy January 9, 2022
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