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30k millionaire 

A 30k millionaire is a person, usually a guy, who makes around 30k a year, usually from working at a window tinting shop, loan office, or an occupation that does not by any means require a college degree. With his pitiful a income, he spends it all on bottles of champagne at clubs, a boat,a nice car, and sometimes a 3-day trip to Vegas, only to be left with nothing in his account by overdraft fees and possibly a pending loan.

A 30k millionaire does this in order to make himself look like he's somebody, but in reality, he goes home at night and jacks off, using his own tears as lube. Please 30k millionaires, do society a huge favor and shoot yourselves.
Dude, I just got off the phone with Steven. He's hitting up the club tonight, VIP with a bottle of Crystal. He told us to bring some bitches! He's such a piece of shit 30k millionaire.
30k millionaire by Chris1234287654 September 10, 2007
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30K Millionaire 

Individuals who make $30,000/year but act like they make millions.
Check out this 30k millionaire driving the low-end BMW, who still lives at home with his parents.

Someone who goes to the club and pays to get a VIP table, than can't buy any drinks because they spent all the money on the table.... What a 30k millionaire!

Someone who has a million dollars worth of stuff and is two million dollars in debt and makes 30-35 thousand dollars a year.

30k millionaire 

aka '30k milli'

1) Someone that spends money beyond their means.

2) Someone that sacrifices the essentials to have the expensive.

Movado watches, Jimmy Choo bags, Valetino shoes, diamond earrings etc. are not meant to be purchased by a single mother, on a meager salary. These types of purchases are reserved for the rich and famous.
"Quit spending all 30k millionaire (mili) style - you're headed to the poor house!"
30k millionaire by phtreehuggr March 8, 2010

30K Millionair 

Someone who lives way above their means in an attempt to keep up with the Joneses, and giving the appearance of having wealth.
Harry is going to go broke giving the impression that he is rich when he ain't nothing but a 30K Millionair! I work with that liar at the Factory!
30K Millionair by talk2me-JCH2 July 14, 2022
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