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3$ energy 

When someone is generally goofy, create a ruckus and participates in tomfoolery
Person one: fish can’t fly they are actually in water
Person two: you kinda got that 3$ energy
3$ energy by Silly and or goofy December 10, 2022

3$ Honolulu Wonder Cooler 

When sperm and blood come out of that sorry thing you call a penis
I'm so lonely I jerked off so much that I blew a 3$ Honolulu Wonder Cooler all over the place

3$ less than 1 

a funny story that ends like this- the change is three dollars les than 1 bitch!
and the cashier said, "3$ less than 1 grandma u slutbag"
3$ less than 1 by batmanhasaids August 17, 2008

3$ car wash 

When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking funny?

Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.

This is why she left you bro
3$ car wash by Lil dewdrop June 11, 2023
you're heartbroken but you laugh about it. Widely employed through messaging applications.
"omg why did you spell your coffee on my computer </3$"
</3$ by Leafé March 3, 2021

~1@3$5^7*9)-+qWeRtYuIoP[}\AsDfGhJkL;"zXcVbNm<.? 

This is what people type when they reach the last stage of boredom
I'm so bored I'm going to type ~1@3$5^7*9)-+qWeRtYuIoP}\AsDfGhJkL;"[zXcVbNm<.? into google