When you realize that you did not wipe so great last time you used the
bathroom and you have itchy
ass syndrome. And since you are at
work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey man why are you walking
funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my
ass is a little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car
wash.
This is why she left you bro