When you realize that you did not wipe so
great last
time you used the bathroom and you have itchy ass syndrome. And since you are at
work you give it a courtesy wipe to relieve some of the damage until you can take a shower.
Hey
man why are you walking
funny?
Oh yeah sorry, my ass is a
little itchy. I’ll be right back I’m gunna do the old 3$ car wash.
This is why she left you bro