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Definition: 24 points to zero (shut out). Generally used to describe when something/someone is better than something/someone else. It derives it's appliction from Caleague.com's Counter-Strike league. The matches are setup to be 24 rounds long. The object of comparisons is being applied to the match as if they were teams pitted against each other.
me > you, 24-0. you lose buddeh. maybe next time.
24-0 by [v] June 3, 2004
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A Destiny 2 meme about Datto and his fireteam in the race for world's first in the Last Wish Raid. Anyone how completed the Raid within 24 hours would receive a special emblem. However, Datto and his group completed it two minutes after the deadline, making them world's third, so they did not receive the emblem. Datto is a broken man now. Poor Datto.
24:02
24:02 by PrideAndAccomplishment October 4, 2018
for all 5 feet apart fans look at this scene.
Cole Sprouse looking like he gonna kill Poe
24:05 by anynonomus# April 12, 2021

24.01.2007 

This Day is for the most beatiful and best sucking girl. If u have Birthday on this Day ur the lucky one and should give ur Friend a suck.
Boy 1: Ur born in 24.01.2007, right?
Girl 1: *Starts sucking*
24.01.2007 by anonymous February 20, 2023

Apple-24-0001 

To which point you can scroll to year one on the Apple Calendar and witness for yourself that 1 A.D. was the longest year ever.
“Have you seen an Apple-24-0001?”
*scrolls all the way up*
HOLY HELL
Apple-24-0001 by CosmicPantom2896 October 9, 2022

general smear (the second update: 25.04.24) 

The shitty-doings of General Smear continue to drown the students of Baulko. It started with the walls and students but at one point... he just could not hold it in any longer. Students. Teachers. Principal. AND ESPECIALLY the Janitor was smeared all over. Fortunately, following this disastrous attack, we can identify one particular victim and gain a 69-minute interview with the boy himself. NAMELY, Zuhair, or as his new name post-catastrophe, ZuShit. This momo dupe of a Bengali boy just wanted to learn about the ideal GAS laws, especially GAY loose(nut)sacks law. However, the general had other plans. ZuShit was surprised to learn he would not only learn the theory of how gas is formed but rather was given an unexpected practical on how gases turn into brown precipitates. Feeling like he had learnt a lo that lesson he gleefully walked out the corridor when he noticed something... a stench. Connecting the brown dots, he took a glance down at his feet evidently covered, shmeared and engulfed by the general's signature premium shit. he ran to confront the general who was shitting in the female cubicle as he was in a quite a hurry. The stench was simply too blasphemous.

Knock Knock!
"get out buddy i am trying to cook up tonight's dinner! please wait your turn"
"no you don't understand what you have done. my parents bob and sam will not accept me. they will sent me back to syria.

"mate i don't have time for this shit! piss off."
Saranyan: Damn bro i feel really bad for ZuShit.

Rishi: yeah no cap fanum tax ohio rizzler.

Saranyan: must be a shitty experience

ZuShit!: hey dont make fun of me guys!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Rishi: i think its time to let the public know general's true powers in the latest general smear (the second update: 25.04.24)

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