~"Did Tomas get outside again ?"
-"Yeah Juan let him out while coming in the house "
~"Well f*ck ..anyways what are we doing for his birthday April 22nd?"
-"we will bake him a tiny cake"

April 22nd by Thereaperr November 9, 2019

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April 22nd

International fuck your best friend day! If you can, fuck them good enough they'll fuck you on a day that isn't April 22nd too.

Jessica: Hey Adam, it's April 22nd! Let's get it on best friend.

April 22nd by SagittariusRuler97 April 13, 2021

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April 22nd

The birthday of the hottest girl in the world

Oh it’s April 22nd yay

April 22nd by Flea666 July 22, 2021

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april 22nd

national get with your crush day

i gotchu fam♡♡

(my bday april 22nd so "just like that come my way")

dude 1 "bro its april 22nd"
dudett 1"waittttttt nooo ohh shitttt"
dude 2 "AYyEEE"

april 22nd by ur FBI agent September 15, 2020

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April 22nd

International Piss Day!

(S)elebrating your ability to piss.

"Today is April 22nd! Happy International Piss Day Tyler!"

April 22nd by TealTip April 22, 2021

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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