2.0 Beta Youtube Channels 

Youtube's biggest mistake ever. A gay channel design that barely shows your background at all and makes Youtube's features much harder to use. It is going to be permanently used by all users on July 15 2009. Youtube claims that it makes your channel your home, but all it is doing is causing millions of loyal users from 2005,2006,2007,2008,and 2009 close their accounts. And now, anybody that joins has to permanently be stuck with the new design. It is terrible and causes lots of chaos. R.I.P Youtube: February 15th 2005 - July 15 2009.

Man 1: Did you hear about the 2.0 Beta Youtube Channels?

Man 2: Yeah. I had to close my account which I made today because it would'nt let me switch to the old one. Youtube sucks!

Man 1: Sure does. I'm telling all my friends to never make an account there.

2.0 Beta Youtube Channels by PartyGoomba July 12, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016