When you ejaculate at night and forget to wipe, causing crustation of the urethra. When you piss in the morning, the piss is blocked by the bridge of crust and goes off in two directions.
I jacked off last night, and I had a 2-prong attack. It went all over the floor.
by 3prongattacker April 15, 2015
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