A soccer drill where you shuffle back and forth in between 2 cones 5 feet apart for 2 minutes. It is literal hell.
Fuck you Logan, why did you tell coach to make us do the 2 minute drill. We are going to kill you!
by Sheghu June 23, 2020
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Can be used as an insult for someone that has no originality to there "Swag" and or the level of there "Swag" is common or below tolerable levels

And can be used as a complement depending on the time

When paired up with more time as in 5, 10, 20 minutes ect, the more tolerable or unique the "Swag". 24 hours being the highest and something we all should strive for

When used with less time 10, 5, 2 minutes ect, the stronger the insult and the lacking of "Swag". 2 Seconds is as low as it can get, meaning you should go die, you have No! "Swag"
Example A of "2 Minute Swag": Insult

Pat: Yo Vic check out my new gear son!

Vic: Look at this niggah and his "2 Minute Swag"

Pat: Word!? Vic

Vic:..... Word

Example B: Insult

Kim: Ohhhh girl did you see Dan!? that niggah looks fresh, he's about to get him some ;)

Melly: All that niggah is!, is "5 Minute Swag"

Kim: Really!!!???

Melly: Yeah Kim I thought you knew that?

Kim: Damn... well fuck that bitch ass niggah then

Example C: Complement

Yolly: OMG! Don you like have "30 Minute Swag"

Don: Oh really!! thanks bitch!

Example D: Complement

Pat: Vic shut me down today guys...

Guys: Well Vic has "24 hour Swag"... you should be thanking him for even talking to you

Pat:..... Yeah... your right
by Crimson2113 October 26, 2011
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Tryin' not to bust that nut within two minutes.
"Yo, that booty almost got me tutti frutti real quick, homegirl had me running the 2 minute marathon."
by lordfarkwad April 15, 2017
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when its gettin late at a party and you just want to scoop some jumpoff up and get ur rocks off, but you gettting desperate. you run the 2 minute drill and try and score before time expires.
damn steve its gettin mad late bitches are starting to leave its time for me to run the 2 minute drill im tryn to leave with something tonight.
by dboy7 March 27, 2007
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1. A common phrase uttered by guys suffering from premature ejaculation when referring to how long they would last during sex

2. Used to persuade a busy girl to have sex

3. Said to lighten the mood before an intimate encounter
Doctor, I have a problem. During sex I last 2 minutes, maybe 4.

He told me he would last 2 minutes, maybe 4. A minute and a half later, I realized he wasn't joking
by djsizzle May 31, 2009
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A '2 Minute noodle buddy' is a friend that is only your friend for 2 minutes, when they change their mind and find new friends, and then they come back around. It usually happens when they find a bf/gf, and they come back around when the relationship is over.
Person one: So, hows Kate?
Person two: I dunno, she's a 2 minute noodle buddy.
by pseudonym2422 September 24, 2011
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