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19 minute rule 

A commonly held practice amongst urban males, by which at least one (though more commonly multiple) sexually active partners reside within a 19 minute commute of the male's place of residence, so as to allow sexual activity that takes advantage of early morning erections (that statistically last approximately an average of 20 minutes without stimulation)
Person A: "Not to be too much of a triflin' hoe, but does your girl meet the 19 minute rule?"

Person B: "Why yes, I am always inclined to follow such practical, time-tested, and, if I may be so bold, satisfying rules-of-thumb."
19 minute rule by Dennard April 7, 2008
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19 minute rule 

At least one a yo bitches best be within 19 minutes a yo dick so you dont go wastin dat morning wood
My boi: "You watchin that 19 minute rule?"
Me: "Hell yeah, all my bitches less than 10 minutes away"
19 minute rule by YoBoiNard April 7, 2008

19 minute rule 

At least one a yo bitches best be within 19 minutes a yo dick so you dont go wastin dat morning wood
My boi: "You watchin that 19 minute rule?"
Me: "Hell yeah, all my bitches less than 10 minutes away"
19 minute rule by YoBoiNard April 7, 2008

The 19 minute rule 

The rule of never having a girlfriend who lives more than 19 minutes away from you, so that you'll always be able to get to her before your morning wood goes to waste.
Yo that girl was hot but it's a 40-minute drive to get to her, so I passed. Remember the 19 minute rule!
The 19 minute rule by Al X February 17, 2007
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026