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18 years old
18 years old by IronFox y’all November 17, 2019
She’s 18 years old somewhere
The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?
Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
She’s 18 years old somewhere by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018
im 18 years old
im 18 years old by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023
2 years, 11 months, and 18 days
A phrase used to describe taking an extraordinary amount of time, extreme patience, or meticulous effort to complete something to absolute perfection. Derived from the exact time it took to draft the Indian Constitution. It is also used sarcastically when someone takes way too long to respond or complete a very simple task.
Example 1: "Bro, it was just a simple text! Why did you take 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days to reply? Are you drafting a constitution?"
Example 2: "Look at the level of detail in this project; it feels like he spent 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days perfecting it."
English: "Finding someone like you wasn't easy; it feels like my heart waited 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days for this moment."
Example 2: "Look at the level of detail in this project; it feels like he spent 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days perfecting it."
English: "Finding someone like you wasn't easy; it feels like my heart waited 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days for this moment."
2 years, 11 months, and 18 days by WordMaker_KV2026 August 8, 2026
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026