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18 years old
18 years old by IronFox y’all November 17, 2019
She’s 18 years old somewhere
The “it’s 5:00 somewhere” of child predators. Used when trying to get out of trouble. If used properly it works every time.
Chris Hanson: How about you explain why you tried to sleep with a 13 year old girl?
Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
Predator: she’s 18 years old somewhere.
Chris Hanson: what the fuck?
She’s 18 years old somewhere by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord June 30, 2018
im 18 years old
im 18 years old by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023
2 years, 11 months, and 18 days
A phrase used to describe taking an extraordinary amount of time, extreme patience, or meticulous effort to complete something to absolute perfection. Derived from the exact time it took to draft the Indian Constitution. It is also used sarcastically when someone takes way too long to respond or complete a very simple task.
Example 1: "Bro, it was just a simple text! Why did you take 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days to reply? Are you drafting a constitution?"
Example 2: "Look at the level of detail in this project; it feels like he spent 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days perfecting it."
English: "Finding someone like you wasn't easy; it feels like my heart waited 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days for this moment."
Example 2: "Look at the level of detail in this project; it feels like he spent 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days perfecting it."
English: "Finding someone like you wasn't easy; it feels like my heart waited 2 years, 11 months, and 18 days for this moment."
2 years, 11 months, and 18 days by WordMaker_KV2026 August 8, 2026
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026