April 17

April 17 is national kiss day is when you kiss the person you talk to or kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend if they kiss you first let them

by Oijjhbb April 14, 2021

april 17

National day of touchin hands. Hands most definitely must touch each other at least 52 times a day or a midget beats you with his lottery tickets.

Last night i only touched my moms hands 51 and i almost died from a midget on april 17

Thank you bats for allowing me to stay inside all day because coronavirus. -Me on April 17

by Cow dog toy April 17, 2020

On this day you should pick up your short friend and throw him down the hall and yell "THIS BITCH UGLY! YEET!"

Wes: "Aaaah! What are you doing?"
Jack: "It's April 17th"
Wes: "Oh no..."

by cool_rice December 16, 2019

Hey dipshit it's april 17, so maybe you should shut the fuck up.

by peppa fuckdildo April 15, 2019

National suck dick day! A day challenging all you thots to suck a strangers dick. Have fun and don’t choke.

Why is she sucking everyone’s dick? Must be April 17.

by Madisonboo April 15, 2018

April 17 is the day you fuck your bae

by Depressedbitch55 April 16, 2021