2 definitions by cool_rice

May 3rd

This is the day the most cool rice people are born. If you were born on this day then you are super smart, funny, kind, and a pretty fire trumpet player. You are a great listener and make everybody smile. Although, you should probably listen to your girlfriend when she tells you to not do parkour and spin scissors on your finger.

BillyBob: "Have you met Jack? Hes the most guccicalifragilistic guy EVER!"

Tommy: "Well hes born on May 3rd so..."

Billy Bob: "Oh, that makes sense."

by cool_rice December 14, 2019

April 17

On this day you should pick up your short friend and throw him down the hall and yell "THIS BITCH UGLY! YEET!"

Wes: "Aaaah! What are you doing?"
Jack: "It's April 17th"
Wes: "Oh no..."

by cool_rice December 16, 2019