11D Technologies

Devices and systems designed to operate across eleven dimensions, the maximum framework of M-theory, where all string theories unite into a single structure. 11D technologies would allow users to access the entire multidimensional landscape—all possible universes, all possible physics, all possible mathematics, all possible logics, all possible realities. The "multiverse navigator" lets you travel between any dimensional slices, any branches, any initial conditions, any constants, any math, any logic. The "M-theory unified field generator" would theoretically let you manipulate the fundamental fabric of existence itself. And the "dimensional archive" contains all information from all realities—every life ever lived, every possibility ever realized, every truth ever true. The challenge is finding anything in infinite information.

11D Technologies Example: "She used an 11D technology device to ask the ultimate question: 'What's the meaning of life?' The device returned infinite answers from infinite realities—'42,' 'love,' 'to suffer,' 'to create,' 'there is no meaning,' 'stop asking,' and 10^500 more. She realized that in 11D, the question itself was dimensional—different answers in different slices. She turned it off and went for a walk, accepting that some questions are bigger than any one answer."

11D Technologies by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008