when you tap the number opposite on the numberline on the top of the keyboard and the oscalate between the middle and the outer edges. this signifies the greatest use of intelect mixed with the right amount of boredom.
Person 1 "Knock, Knock?"
Person 2 "Who is there?"
Person 1 "A Bear"
Person 2 "I open the door."
*Proceeds to get mauled to death by Person 1*
Person 1 "Im 1056294738, wanna get some Lunch"
Alligator 1x10^12^42^50 "AAARgh"
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).