103460th base

Seriously, why did you decide to go this far up? It's just plain stupid and this doesn't exist.

Guy: yo I just got to 103460th base with my girl last night
Friend: you've been in a coma for 5 years you need to wake up. That doesn't exist and you're slowly falling down a hole of corruption.
Guy: lit

by Apple Squid July 18, 2019