Fun-ectomy

Where the fun has been removed from your body .. you no longer are able to produce fun.
can be reversed .... with lots of time and effort.

ex: Eric has had a fun-ectomy and is getting it reversed by hanging out with Emily

by Girl in the Orange Shirt May 22, 2009

ex-ectomy

Removing your ex boyfriend/girlfriend from your life by removing them as a friend from Facebook, removing their phone number, cease all contact with them, preferably stop being in the same crowd and talk to their friends, stop acknowledging their existence, ignoring them wherever you see them, throwing away all gifts you got from them etc.

- She cheated on him so after the break up, he had an ex-ectomy, he removed everything that was related to her...

by They're great! June 08, 2010

Nipple-ectomy

This is when you catch your nipple ring on something and tear your nipple off and your ring out.

OMG! I caught my nipple ring on the shower door this morning and almost had a nipple-ectomy. I hurt like a mother bear!!

by Boobralicious June 04, 2009

Like-ectomy

A surgical procedure to excise the insidiously invasive word "like" from an otherwise articulate person's vocabulary.

If she said, "I'm like", "he was like", or, "like, you know, like, kinda, like, pizza but without, like, any, like, crust" he would take her in for a like-ectomy, whether she... uh... liked it, or, like, you know, like, not.

by Monkey's Dad May 30, 2023

Bobbit-ectomy

Proper name; a surgical procedure where the male reproductive organ is cut off. The first account of a successful Bobbit-ectomy occured in Manassas, Virginia, in 1994, by Ms. Loreena Bobbit.

"John has recovered nicely from his recent Bobbit-ectomy."

by MonsterMan75 September 12, 2007

Title Ectomy

Removing subtle, but important, adjectives from your job title to give the appearance of higher position. Can be achieved by either outright omission in writing or speech or by mumbling over, or coughing through critically distinctive words.

Assistant to Assistant Vice President = Assistant to Vice President = Assistanant Vice President = Vice President = President
Assistant to Product Manager = Assistant Product Manager = Product Manager
Junior Associate Engineer = Associate Engineer = Engineer

Andy: "Hey Eric, Congratulations on your promotion!"
Eric: "Oh, thanks, but I didn't get a promotion. Last week I gave myself a Title Ectomy. Nice, huh?"

by EsAg September 12, 2013

fee-ectomy

The non-surgical removal of made up fees you never wanted to pay in the first place.

The girl returned her movie 48 hours late, but she was super cute so the guy behind the counter gave her a fee-ectomy.

by freckleface3000 May 13, 2009