…technoblade

coolest, swaggiest and funniest person ever tho they are a big simp for wilbur.. anyways they are my best friend😊

…technoblade is swag

by rio😡 November 29, 2021

…technoblade

best and funniest bestfriend ever😊 tho is a huge simp for wilbur anyways they are swag🚁

…technoblade is the best

by rio😡 November 29, 2021

…technoblade

they are cool and swag and funny and cool again

…technoblade is cool

by rio😡 November 29, 2021

Technoblade

A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.

Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.

by Asianpowah May 29, 2020

Technoblade

The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"

by technobladder November 11, 2020

Technoblade

A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.

*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.

by HydroHomies August 8, 2019

Technoblade

An utter unit of a specimen who will destroy orphans for skywars coins.

Guy: Potato
Technoblade: Yes technoblade never loses

by truths_com October 2, 2020