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“Rat Up”

“Rat Up” — The only way to cut a deal with law enforcement; to escape prosecution; and, to become eligible for the witness protection program is to “Rat Up”.

You cannot cut a deal will law enforcement by informing on people below you or with a parallel function to yours; to cut a deal you must “Rat Up” and inform on people higher in authority and more deeply embeded in the organization under investigation.

If you do this; then more likely then not, you will be found dead and hanging in your jail cell; or, in the trunk of a car in long term parking with a rat in each hand and one in your dead mouth.

One who “Rats Up” is a person without a team, family, friends, or a country because even authorities think: “If they will do it with you then; they will do it to you.”

Don’t ever “Rat Up”; and, don’t do any crime if you can’t do the time.
You cannot cut a deal will law enforcement by informing on people below you or with a parallel function to yours; to cut a deal you must “Rat Up” and inform on people higher in authority and more deeply embeded in the organization under investigation.
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rat up a rhododendron 

really fast. So fast, in fact, that you won't believe how fast it happened. Often used to describe the speed at which a male penetrated a sexual orifice and began intercourse.

This term, among others, came into wider use in the 1970's largely through the Australian-originated slang of the Bazza Humphreys character who was then featured in the British Private Eye magazine.
He whipped out the old pocket python and fell upon her like a rat up a rhododendron.

Like a rat up a drain pipe

Australian for faster than you could imagine

Like a rat up a drainpipe 

To copulate with a female shortly after meeting her.
"Jason rooted Kylie on their first date - he was like a rat up a drainpipe!"
Like a rat up a drainpipe by dluth December 13, 2008

Like a rat up a drain pipe

1. Aussie slang for one SpEEdY B0I

2. when you have a molecular scale dick, and she has a universal pussy
the boy raced past like a rat up a drain pipe

IT WAS LIKE TRYNA FIT A NEEDLE DOWN A HALLWAY

Cleaned Up Rat 

A cleaned up rat is when a person from your friend group gets their eyebrows done and looks like a fucking queen doing so. This may result in the other members of the friend group to make fun of you, but it’s all because they’re jealous they haven’t gotten their bushy ass eyebrows done in a hot second
girl #1- I got my eyebrows done bitches

girl #2- u still look like a rat to me though

girl #1- a cleaned up rat though😎😎
Cleaned Up Rat by FLRAT November 28, 2019

pumped up rat 

1 a very small dog such as a jack russell
2 some one that is small and thinks they are tough
1 look at that pumped up rat
2 look at that stupid pumped up rat (hehehehehehehahahahaha)
pumped up rat by gav n nick March 14, 2006