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(1)stands for king pussy
(2)someone who is self-centered and thinks they are always right.
(3)arrogant person,who is spoilt.
(4)for those who watch zombie movies a kp is the guy that always makes a fuss,whiny whould let his group die to save his hide.
(5)most af the time a kp is a nerd yho tries to fit in. he fails.

(1)man Ben is such a kp talks abt how good he is at halo3 yet he got owned by my younger bro.
(2)person1:hey do you know how to do this question?
person2:moron its so easy.
person1:so how do you do it?
person2:u should umm err
person1;u dont know how to do it do you
person2:shut up man. u suck.(classic kp)

(3)hey mike i will kill you!u will see my mom then youll be sorry.u will pay for telling the whole class that i wrote the wrong answers for that test!(sniff)
me:bring it on kp!

[kp] by argo489 June 18, 2008
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Kitchen Police, the soldier who is assigned to the kitchen duties in the army or navy. Police means maintenance, repair here, not peace keeping
I was a KP in WWWII and never had a battel with the Japs, what a shame!
kp by kewt July 14, 2002

Kp 

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Kp aka K pizzle or Crack p is a type of junkie in the streets of dublin also called jimmy from the north in certain parts of the word
Hey k pizzle any hash, Yo Crack p what’s the craic, Yup jimmy, Kp from the flats
Kp by Irish Rebulican Army July 6, 2022

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An organization of hardcore concrete jungle OG ninjas.
Shit dude the KP just shot up laphonzo!
KP by DKproductionss February 7, 2010

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A man of many talents. KP is ofter abbreviated as his true name is often foreign. He is genuine, intellectual. He has a way with woman. Woman are attracted to him because of his charm and personality. Yet he is very picky and not satisfied with a 9. If you are every lucky enough to meet one - keep him. There are not many like him. If given the opportunity he will stop at nothing to get to your heart. Don't take him for granted - you wont find another like him. He is kind and gentle. He is a lover, not a fighter. He will always look out for your best interest. He is a great friend, lover, partner, and father. He would treat your child as his own. Children adore him, mothers are impressed by his demeanor and encourage their daughter to be with him. He is considered very handsome. He always expect the best. He strives to always win. He is often the center of attention. When he enters the room, his presence is immediately noticed. His dress and the way he carries himself is admired, and ofter considered to be GQ. He will alway speak highly of his companion... he will always put her first. The name although two letters is unique as not many can say they have met another. He will always be remembered. He will always be missed. Make sure you don't go to Vermont on Valentines Day... Stay for him... be his Valentine ... as he will cherish it as though it was his first... Don't run away... he's good for you...
I wish I was like KP... he seems to have it going for him. A KP in life is sure to make any woman's dreams come true.
KP by Zascha January 23, 2013

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Damn she had some KP!

How was she? Oh she was off the hook, she has some KP!

She has some kpeezy!
KP by Tell it! September 12, 2011

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Adjective : to have an unusually large penis. Short for( king penis )
KP by Bigishmoe December 1, 2012
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