a kneeless evil, yet kind hearted at times, king of bans on games and things you've never heard of.
He will eat you alive like the rat you are, even if your a cat.
He is THE MOST EVIL GRAY BLOB YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!!111one one one exclamation point 1
He will eat you alive like the rat you are, even if your a cat.
He is THE MOST EVIL GRAY BLOB YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!!111one one one exclamation point 1
<t3hrandomperson> KP strikes back!
<fool> omfg noez, don't ban me!!!
*** KP sets mode: +b *fool*!*@*
*** fool was kicked by KP (DIE!!!)
<fool> omfg noez, don't ban me!!!
*** KP sets mode: +b *fool*!*@*
*** fool was kicked by KP (DIE!!!)
by t3hr0x0rz July 19, 2004
The key peninsula A.K.A the KP. A small city in Washington state which has a very extensive history of drug use and rape. The “KP kids” (a name given to them by the “gig harbor kids”) have been in a 30 year gang type war. Many lives have been lost and many buttholes have been expanded.
“Hey, wanna go to the KP?”
“No we might get enlarged buttholes then trip and fall on heroine needles.”
“No we might get enlarged buttholes then trip and fall on heroine needles.”
by God Shit November 19, 2017
He is a God. He is Omnipotent. He likes Ice Cream. Will park his car and fuck your bitch at the same time. Has long hair that flows in the wind.
Gets all the money, and all the bitches. He could make Ellen DeGeneres straight. He supplies Columbia with Cocaine. He gives Black people Chicken. He gives Asian people Rice. He is the son of Jesus. He is KP. He will be the 45th President. He doesn't like being touched. Except by bitches. KP is a God.
Gets all the money, and all the bitches. He could make Ellen DeGeneres straight. He supplies Columbia with Cocaine. He gives Black people Chicken. He gives Asian people Rice. He is the son of Jesus. He is KP. He will be the 45th President. He doesn't like being touched. Except by bitches. KP is a God.
K- Dawg: KP is a god! Don't Question Him!
Desmond: Stop Dickeating.
Zeezus: CHILL THIRST LORD, HE'S GOT HEAT TRADES.
Desmond: Stop Dickeating.
Zeezus: CHILL THIRST LORD, HE'S GOT HEAT TRADES.
by Swag Jesus July 12, 2013
Kyle: Dude, I totally KP-ed that bitch last night, her pussy was awesome!
Chris: Why don't you grow a dick and try to fuck her next time?
Adam: I would totally use The KP on that slut, no problem.
Brian: Dude is that considered rape?
Chris: Why don't you grow a dick and try to fuck her next time?
Adam: I would totally use The KP on that slut, no problem.
Brian: Dude is that considered rape?
by Big Poppa Don May 26, 2009
by dawgchow33 April 06, 2005
Super amazing chick. Band geek that loves the color orange. Has a strange obsession with Lupe Fiasco. Future burglar.
by cooler kid May 08, 2008

