Initials of King Princess, who’s a singer, musician, and legal gay royalty.
KP could step on my neck and I’d thank her
by virgoxvirgo February 12, 2020
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a kneeless evil, yet kind hearted at times, king of bans on games and things you've never heard of.
He will eat you alive like the rat you are, even if your a cat.
He is THE MOST EVIL GRAY BLOB YOU HAVE EVER SEEN!!!111one one one exclamation point 1
<t3hrandomperson> KP strikes back!
<fool> omfg noez, don't ban me!!!
*** KP sets mode: +b *fool*!*@*
*** fool was kicked by KP (DIE!!!)
by t3hr0x0rz July 19, 2004
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The key peninsula A.K.A the KP. A small city in Washington state which has a very extensive history of drug use and rape. The “KP kids” (a name given to them by the “gig harbor kids”) have been in a 30 year gang type war. Many lives have been lost and many buttholes have been expanded.
“Hey, wanna go to the KP?”
No we might get enlarged buttholes then trip and fall on heroine needles.”
by God Shit November 19, 2017
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He is a God. He is Omnipotent. He likes Ice Cream. Will park his car and fuck your bitch at the same time. Has long hair that flows in the wind.
Gets all the money, and all the bitches. He could make Ellen DeGeneres straight. He supplies Columbia with Cocaine. He gives Black people Chicken. He gives Asian people Rice. He is the son of Jesus. He is KP. He will be the 45th President. He doesn't like being touched. Except by bitches. KP is a God.
K- Dawg: KP is a god! Don't Question Him!
Desmond: Stop Dickeating.
Zeezus: CHILL THIRST LORD, HE'S GOT HEAT TRADES.
by Swag Jesus July 12, 2013
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Taking advantage of a girl while giving yourself no pleasure. Also known as having a pussy.
Kyle: Dude, I totally KP-ed that bitch last night, her pussy was awesome!
Chris: Why don't you grow a dick and try to fuck her next time?

Adam: I would totally use The KP on that slut, no problem.
Brian: Dude is that considered rape?
by Big Poppa Don May 26, 2009
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1. Nickname of a particular merciless admin of Halo related enterprises.
2. Kim Possible
If you call KP Kim Possible, he will ban your ass till the second coming.
by dawgchow33 April 06, 2005
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Super amazing chick. Band geek that loves the color orange. Has a strange obsession with Lupe Fiasco. Future burglar.
Melvin: Those orange traffic cones hurt my eyes!
KP: They are so sexy!!!!
by cooler kid May 08, 2008
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