[Paris Hilton]

Rich whore who got "famous" for a sex tape and is sleeping with every guy on the planet. Eventually went to jail, parents bailed her out, and got cut out of the family fortune. Oh yeah, did I mention she does nothing but goes with her posse of dogs wherever there's a camera?

What's cheap, plastic, and gets passed around by every guy? Paris Hilton

[Paris Hilton] by dj mbm June 23, 2008

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[Paris Hilton]

A extremly pretty model that should always win contests.
NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is actually a cow under cover sent from outer space to collect as meny hot men as possible.Her mission isnt going as well as planned though...

Paris Hilton
Paris:Hey there, sexy hunk
Man:My mum said not to talk to strangers.
Paris"But Im not a strainger,Im your futer-
Man: (interupts)Fucked up cow dung cleaner!
Paris:Come to think of it, that wouldnt be that bad...

[Paris Hilton] by Spazcat101 January 21, 2009

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Paris Hilton

1. A hotel in paris where the doors are always open.
2. A girl who's father owns the hotel. The girls doors are also always open.
3. A synonym for Kansas: Flat, White, and easy to get into. (cite, uncyclopedia, article, paris hilton).

1. Me and my family would like to stay in the bottom floor of the Paris Hilton
2. Me and my penis would like to stay in the bottom floor of Paris Hilton.
3. "We're not in Paris Hilton anymore"

Paris Hilton by portapussman August 3, 2010

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paris hilton

Looks like an ugly version of Big Bird. Will depart from this world without ever leaving anything worthwhile behind. Will never be remembered for a damn thing unless she evolves into human being. Obviously has no respect for her family or the family name. Although, I did hear that they were not paying their employees enough to live on. I guess she comes from a family of pigs after all.

Paris Hilton is a creature that it on this planet just to take up space. Useless life form.

paris hilton by Doozy December 9, 2008