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wow thats a funny alien, maybe its name is Hayden
Hayden by probably not hayden September 29, 2019
A cat
Hayden is a cat.
Hayden by Unicorns8768476 May 14, 2019
A guy who is down to earth, knows how to make you laugh, and is very kind. He is one of the sexiest and smartest men alive. He is someone who always knows what to do and can solve any problem. He is also someone who you can talk to for hours and he'll listen and help you. There isn't anyone more perfect than Hayden and if you ever meet him you should never let go because you'll never find someone else as good as him.
That guy is so amazing he could almost be classified as a hayden
Hayden by Haydenthegreat July 12, 2017
Her laugh and presence can light up a room. She is known for her wonderful smile, her awesome personality and her ability to make the people around her feel great. Known to be loved by many and missed greatly when her beautiful smile is far away. Hard to leave. Known for causing a reaction in a person that causes an uncontrollable urge to hold, kiss and love. An amazing girl in every aspect, it is impossible for one to be sad around her. She is someone everyone admires because of how gorgeous she is both inside and out. One should always keep Hayden close by their side for she will protect, shelter and stand up for them. Hayden will always be remembered by the hearts she has touched for she has made a huge influence on their lives.She doesnt take many things too seriously.She is absolutely gorgeous inside and out with the kind of beauty you only see once in your lifetime. She is the ultimate "bring home to mom" kind of girl. Everyone falls in love with this girl. She can be completely inappropriate, but you can't help but to love her and her crazy antics. Any time shared with her is a time to be remembered, its never dull. She lives for every moment and only has positive energy. She doesnt need to be entertained to have a good time. She can sit back and relax like one of the boys but is so sexy when she wants to be. She'll be your friend unless you give her a reason not to. If you fall in love with a Hayden, don't ever let her go.
She's a keeper.

You're dating a Hayden?! Don't ever let her go.

Ahh, you got a Hayden. You're lucky!

Hayden is the kind of girl you'd do anything for.
Hayden by shesbeautifulyaknow June 10, 2013
Hayden is 99.999999% likely to make you fall in love with him. He's just so handsome, and sexy, and just perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair you've ever seen, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart, he just doesn't show it off and is modest in that way. He loves to take care of you and make you feel his love. On the inside, he is a child, but on the outside he is the most protective and loving man you'll ever come across; he's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his perfect weirdness. He'll do anything to make you smile or laugh. Including sex jokes. God he's just hilarious. He'll tease you (touchy-wise) until you can't stand him anymore. But you'll come back to him anyways.

Hayden is very self-conscious, however, and if you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. Being such an important part of Hayden's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because like how could you not be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but please prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he knows he needs you.
Please handle Hayden with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Hayden is the adventure of a lifetime.
Girl: Who's that?
Girl that just so happens to be Hayden's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hayden. Back the f*** off. He's mine.
Girl: Damn, alright.
Hayden by not_bella November 19, 2017
He is a sweet kind hearted person. He typically has brown hair and blue eyes. He hates nobody. Every girl likes him as a friend and more!
Hayden by Lena8642 March 23, 2018
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