A town that shares its name with several others, Arlington is a quaint place with several faces. It has one regular high school and one alternative high school, two middle schools, and five elementary schools. It is famous for a cross-burning incidence a couple years ago, and the fact that the film "The Ring" involves several scenes filmed in the area.
Many different kinds of people in many different situations reside in Arlington, from young Mexican gang members to highly wealthy individuals. Arlington is run by a group of corrupt individuals (one former member has been accused of extortion to the amount of 750,000).
The popular degenerate teenage hangout is "McChevron"- a duplex-style business consisting of a McDonalds' and a gas station. Perhaps popular because of its conveniency for smoking a little reefer, "McChevron" has everything your typical stoned adolescent requires- a cigarette shop, easily-stolen beer, and an endless supply of fast food.
There is a large meth problem in Arlington, but an even worse problem in the surrounding towns, such as Granite Falls and Marysville.
Because this area is largely rural, there is an annoying hick problem. It blows.
Despite this, Arlington is an interesting, multifaceted area (with very few things to do though) that leads to a creative adulthood to grow up to.
Many different kinds of people in many different situations reside in Arlington, from young Mexican gang members to highly wealthy individuals. Arlington is run by a group of corrupt individuals (one former member has been accused of extortion to the amount of 750,000).
The popular degenerate teenage hangout is "McChevron"- a duplex-style business consisting of a McDonalds' and a gas station. Perhaps popular because of its conveniency for smoking a little reefer, "McChevron" has everything your typical stoned adolescent requires- a cigarette shop, easily-stolen beer, and an endless supply of fast food.
There is a large meth problem in Arlington, but an even worse problem in the surrounding towns, such as Granite Falls and Marysville.
Because this area is largely rural, there is an annoying hick problem. It blows.
Despite this, Arlington is an interesting, multifaceted area (with very few things to do though) that leads to a creative adulthood to grow up to.
Man, I'm gonna go down to Arlington and check out the McChevron to see if I can score a bag.
Person 1: I'm gonna catch the 210 to Arlington.
Person 2: Ew.
Person 1: I'm gonna catch the 210 to Arlington.
Person 2: Ew.
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verb, intr: said of a street that changes names or suddenly ends leaving you lost or stranded. Based on the large number of streets in Arlington Virginia that have these characteristics.
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Get the Arlington mug.Arlington is the site of Arlington National Cemetery in Arlington County, Virginia. The population is 200,000+, and the cemetery is the home of fallen soldiers, as well as the tomb of the unknown soldier.
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Also the largest city in the Nation with no mass transit system (trains, buses, etc).
Also known as Aggtown
Also the largest city in the Nation with no mass transit system (trains, buses, etc).
Also known as Aggtown
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Get the Arlington mug.A man who is confident yet funny. He’s very pretentious and domineering. A douchebag to the the core. He has many redeeming qualities however, such as the size of his schlong and his “giving” nature.
Dude, did you check out Arlington at the club last night? No wonder he has all those ho’s chasing his schlong!
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Get the Arlington mug.Arlington is a town in Massachusetts (NOT Virginia, NOT Texas, NOT Ohio, and NOT Illinois). The town mascot is an angry indian named after a pond. All the teams are known as the Spy Ponders, except the frisbee team, which is called the Dancing Pirates, complete with their own flag, logo, and songs about eating babies. The cheerleaders suck, and have a ten-minute cheer naming all the "captains" on the football team. There are more "captains" than there are entire players on the soccer team. The town colors are maroon and grey, and there is a town song called "Red and Gray," which is boring and repetative as hell.
A large portion of the town consists of old people who are childless and old and don't support art. The kids are mostly white, Democratic, and middle class, with the occassional Jewish Neo-Nazi, though minorities do exist.
The only good elementary school is Dallin, although Brackett is the smartest. At the middle school, take Latin so that you can have FOLEY, the short, talented teacher who sings and plays the guitar in his band that performs at drunken bars. The public high school, AHS, is substantially better than the exclusive Christian private school, AC, who hate each other with a burning passion.
If you decide to visit our beloved town, please be on the lookout for two teenage twin boys who pretend to have a cult/gang called the Scorps, a wildly anti-government group.
Many teenage residents think Arlington is boring, but we do have a chilly cow.
A large portion of the town consists of old people who are childless and old and don't support art. The kids are mostly white, Democratic, and middle class, with the occassional Jewish Neo-Nazi, though minorities do exist.
The only good elementary school is Dallin, although Brackett is the smartest. At the middle school, take Latin so that you can have FOLEY, the short, talented teacher who sings and plays the guitar in his band that performs at drunken bars. The public high school, AHS, is substantially better than the exclusive Christian private school, AC, who hate each other with a burning passion.
If you decide to visit our beloved town, please be on the lookout for two teenage twin boys who pretend to have a cult/gang called the Scorps, a wildly anti-government group.
Many teenage residents think Arlington is boring, but we do have a chilly cow.
Football Captain: "I'm from Arlington!" *manly grunt*
Cheerleader: "HEY! I bet you're from Arlington!" *giggle*
Cheerleader: "HEY! I bet you're from Arlington!" *giggle*
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