>8-D

Evil genius smiley face, apparently used exclusively by me (a professed evil genius), used to pictorally punctuate a particularly wicked or diabolical thought or idea expressed in all forms of inter-computer communications (i.e. IM-ing, blogging, emailing, etc.)

Friend, on IM: So, how was work today?
Me, on IM: Some r-tard customer scraped the entire right side of my car when they pulled in too close.
Friend: Dude! That sucks! What did you do?
Me: I blew a snot-rocket on their windshield and split.
Friend: That's evil.
Me: I know! >8-D

by rtg1996 October 26, 2008

8=D

I though it was a smiley face. I used it everywhere. Now I'm banned from lots of forums. =(

Me: I'm so happy! 8=D

Admin: Why, you like penis? *BANNZOR*

by Meijer's! July 20, 2005

8=D

What some people might consider a horse smiley is actually a depiction of a man's reproductive organs, & when used incorrectly, it leads to a lot of confusion & discomfort.

Person: Hey there, buddy! 8=D
Other Guy: Dude, what the hell? Why'd you make that emoticon?
Person: It's a horse smiley, right?
Other Guy: No. No it is not. It is a penis.
Person: ...
Person: Oops.

by Salty Doodle July 26, 2017

8==D > ({})

Scientific notation of a closeup of a penis entering a vagina, or porn.

In notational form (8==D > ({})) only on the blackboards of very troubled math-teachers.. and the UD.com.
In non-notational form; the other 83% of the internets

by n00bh@xxor February 10, 2010

8==(''')==D~~~~

Masturbation, jacking off, beating your meat.

Raf: hey man jack me off yah
Raf: 8==(''')==D~~~~
Josh: damn dawg you must have a lot of time in your hands to come up with that shit

by StarBlazer101 August 02, 2008

8=(,,,)==D

masturbation, jacking off

self-explanatory, if you don't know what this mean then... LOL

by Khoa April 24, 2004

8==D

An equation to check if the variable D is equal to 8. Most people call it a penis. Bloody dirty minded.

int D=0;
D+=8;
if(8==D) cout << “hi”;

by MrPhoton July 27, 2018