J'd

When an item or person no longer functions as it is meant to. Often used in reference to drinking and it's effects on the body.

"Holly shit, man, I drank so much I'm totally j'd"
"This piece of shit car is j'd"

by Dan Bertrand March 14, 2003

J'd

The act of being beyond drunk. Drunker then you could be if you tried.

Please don't get all J'd!!!

by Cockboy-! December 31, 2014

j'd out

When you are all out of semen (or jizz).

"Shawty, I'd love to. But I'm all j'd out"

by Poorboygreg February 10, 2014

j'd in my p's

A shortening of the ever-popular catch phrase "I jizzed in my pants."

Korean #1: Hey I heard StarCraft 2 is coming out in late 2009.
Korean #2: Yeah, when Blizzard announced that, I j'd in my p's.

by mastashih April 4, 2009

j'd my ankle

To twist you ankle violently while walking on a relatively flat grade. This is followed by falling to ground and cursing profusely.

"GODDAMN IT!"
"Dude, what's wrong"
"I just fuckin j'd my ankle"

by superupperdecker February 24, 2010

j'd

Getting J'd is when everyone repeated screams "J" while slapping someone.

"C'mon, let's go J him!"
"Aw damnit, I don't wanna get J'd!"

by catterbitch July 22, 2022

Michael J'd

Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.

Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.

Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!

by chronowarp January 10, 2014