The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.
I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.
by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019
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When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.
My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.
by FunTdrip October 3, 2023
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When an average looking guy picks up a guitar and mesmerizes every girl in the room.
Me: oh boy i’ve fallen victim to the Ed Sheeran Effect

Friend: But he’s so unattractive!
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Ed Marsh is a lovely LITTLE man
Yo is that Ed Marsh
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When the RB1 on your fantasy team gets a serious injury or season ending injury at the start or near the start of the NFL season, every single f****** year.

Examples include Saquon, Jamal Charles, David Johnson, and Austin Ekeler.
Person1: Bro I have the Ed Curse.
Person2: Erectile dysfunction?
Person1: No, my RB1 Eddie Lacy got injured on his first drive of the season!
by David Luis Jr September 9, 2021
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When a wealthy heir is married for his money, then divorced, in order to take as much of it as possible.
Poor guy-he was really BillieMarie-ed...he thought his inheritance would last a lifetime...until he met her.
by BarnabyWilde February 12, 2016
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