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A manufacturer of permanent markers.
Whenever something like a table or chair is ruined by a black pencil it has been someone with an Edding. Eddings are the German Sharpies
Teacher: Ok who wrote "FUCK" on my table?
Student: Well... it was my Edding HAHAHAHA.
Edding by bulleti September 9, 2005
Words you can keep
German version of sharpie.
Synonym for any black permanent marker used. Comes in all sizes and colors, but weapon of choices is black.

Not to be shared with friends or alikes, for you never get them back.

Hey dude, pass me the edding!
Nope, that's mine, buy yourself one.
Edding by GuBa September 10, 2007
He is edding that pretty good.
Edding by RulesOfTheRoad August 10, 2022
When you have your mouth wide open while looking at top stock for a long period of time and sniffing out concrete that is unwrapped outside of the lumber back door, then you are edding. Doing work that needs to be done, but that is not as important work that needs to be done right away. This is mainly used towards Ed.
1. What is Ed doing? He seems to not have made a decision on what his plan is right now. He has his mouth opened while looking at top stock at this moment. I think he's edding right now.

2. Where is Ed? I think he's edding right now. Hey, I found him! He's moving pallets and hacks to different spots. Doing something that is not important right now!
Edding by Retail Work Words August 22, 2024

Edding's Disorder

Spending so much time with a hot girl that she begins to repulse you. The opposite of Proximity Theory.
Roxanne is really p*ssing me off at work, it's a shame because she's hot. Total Edding's Disorder taking effect there!
Edding's Disorder by DAO1428 October 23, 2013

happy ending hands 

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.
Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...
happy ending hands by Pap¡ July 13, 2016
The act of someone holding their orgasm and then releasing it which leads into a more pleasant orgasm. This can be for self pleasant or with a partner.
Person 1: I love edging to your videos

Person 2: Dawg what 💀
Edging by Welive123 September 24, 2023
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