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(-‸ლ) 

A face-palm emoji. The face you type in when someone says/does something stupid, incoherent, irrelevant, irrational, or false.
Mother: Joey! Why are you always getting C's on your report card?! Your friend Zach is always getting A's on his! Why can't you get A's like him?
Joey: I don't know mom; maybe because I'm NOT Zach?! (-‸ლ)

Friend 1: Let's go to the movies!
Friend 2: Nah, let's go to Dave & Buster's.
Friend 3: Nah, let's go bowling instead.
Friend 4: *Groan* I don't want to go to any of those places!
Friend 1: Well then where do you wanna go?
Friend 4: I don't know...
Friends 1, 2, & 3: (-‸ლ)

Call Of Duty Multiplayer Game:
Little Annoying Kid: *360 no-scopes Mature Player* UMG GIT SHREKT!!11! I GOT SKILLZ N SWEG!11
Mature Player: That wasn't skill, that was just pure luck.
Little Annoying Kid: UMG SHUT UP FAGIT U SUK! I FUKD UR MOM LAST NITE! *Says more dumb shit*
Mature Player: (-‸ლ)

Father: Back in my day, we didn't have Xboxes or Playstations or Computers or any of that video game junk. Back then we actually played outside all day. All you kids do these days is play those darn video games!
Son: Well I'm sorry that "your day" didn't have video games yet. And besides; this isn't "your day" anymore! It's 2015. (-‸ლ)

In Class:
*Bell rings*
Teacher: The bell does not dismiss you! I dismiss you
Whole Class: (-‸ლ)
Student 1: *Says in his head:* "Okay, well then the fuck is the bell for?!"
Student 2: *Says in her head:* "If the bell doesn't dismiss me, then the bell doesn't decide when I arrive."

ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ) 

A) Owlfonso the Owl. Founded on Facebook, he dreamed of becoming an internet sensation. Every time you post Owlfonso, a kitten is born. Every time you convince someone else to use Owlfonso, a little girl receives a unicorn.

B) Owlfonso can also be used as a representation of when someone truly desires something, just as Owlfonso craves to become famous on the internet.
I really want some ice cream right now.. ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

ლ(◑␣ ◑)ჱ ➳♥--❤--♥➳╠╣ḁℙℙẙ ❤ ḃ¡ṙ†╠╣ḋḁẏ ❤ ẇ¡†ħ ❤ █▄◯╲ ☰ ➳ ❤ ❤ ❤ ➳ 

Just a lot of symbols about happy birthday than nobody knows
(◑␣ ◑)ჱ ➳♥--❤--♥➳╠╣ḁℙℙẙ ❤ ḃ¡ṙ†╠╣ḋḁẏ ❤ ẇ¡†ħ ❤ █▄◯╲ ☰ ➳ ❤ ❤ ❤ ➳ to you

ლ(ಠ益ಠლ

GIMME YO SHIT , no ... not really ... pretty much meaning why won't you do something already .
OMG GIMME IT NOW ლ(ಠ益ಠლ
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ by oiDee October 25, 2011

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026