"Oh heck yeah...homies got our shit into the show for $free.99."
"Did you steal that shit?"
"No, it was $free.99."
"Did you steal that shit?"
"No, it was $free.99."
by Dr Azn Luv June 5, 2006
The best price in the world. FREE. It is pronounced like a would be total on a bill. The only better price is, "We'll pay you to take it". Extremely common at volunteer firehouses across America.
Common examples of items being free.99 in price-
Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee
Common examples of items being free.99 in price-
Oatmeal
Pizza
Fire T shirts
Coffee
Dude 1- Hey lets go for something to eat, I'm starving.
Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.
Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99
Dude 2- Perfect!
Dude 2- Nah, I'm not in the mood to reach into my own pocket to pay for anything....SHOCKER I know.
Dude 1- Ok then, let's just go to the fire hall and eat the leftover pizza, it's free.99
Dude 2- Perfect!
by Fire Hall Member September 4, 2012
When you get something for free. It seems like everything ends with $xxx.99, so then that's the term, free.99
by Nahkala January 30, 2007
by AC February 7, 2004
“How much was that phone case? It’s cute”. “Oh thanks, well my homeboy works at that store so it was $Free.99”
by Mekalicious Macadocious12-9-20 October 25, 2017
by Ekso March 19, 2013
When something is free, but you want it to sound rad and funny so you add .99 cents too it. sounds like 3.99 but its really free with a small price... see example
Friend: Hey your a fag
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!
Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
You: How bout I punchasize your face?
Friend: Oh yeah, how much?
You: I'll punchasize your face for free.99!
Proceed to punch friends face. The .99 addition to your free punch was the pain he will be feeling after.
by Markatak August 23, 2006