sport, joke, and past time of shoplifting from local 7-11 and grocery stores. free 99 competitions take place between friends to see who can bring in the biggest haul. common stolen items include candy bars and beef jerky.
- hey man how much was that pack of twizlers?


- haha FREE 99, its the way to go
by A-B of the 626 August 29, 2005
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When something is advertised for free, but will actually cost you something in the end.
Hey man you know they passing out tshirts for free outside. Yeah right, its Free 99!
by Prezidente July 21, 2009
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- The opposite to 99% fat free.
- A fat chick usually with the following qualities:
a low self esteem
licentious
and very easy to snag
1:
Macdonald's fries are 99% free fat, so are the "30-cent-cones" which now cost 50 cents

2:
*in da club*
Bill: Look at that babe with her freind.
Mike: Damn! pity her freind is gelatin.
Bill: Take one for the team Mike, it's your turn.
Mike: OK, this wont be hard seeing as she is 99% free fat
Me: Word
by Blazin Hazen August 04, 2006
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